Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 20, 2022 8:11:17 GMT 10
I know it's been an age since I promised this, but it's the first second I've had to compile them. And so despite the tardiness, do please enjoy these
Wrock Songs from Immunity Challenge 3!
Pyrites, about Moody:
Ready to rock out guys, stay with me until the end
This one goes out to Moody, my otherwordly friend
We share a partnership, he acts like a fool
while I make us look good by acting all cool
We hang out by day, we hang out by night
We like to sing, we like to play, but mostly we love to fight
who would win in a fight? let's put that topic to bed
I'd be victorious and moody would be dead
Because in this group I'm the one with all of the power
I'd be finished with Moody in less than half an hour
I'm always on my game I'm never lazy
come at me Moody, I like to get crazy
Fleur, about Rodolphus:
This is a task quite strange
that you had me compose monsieur lestrange
I hope you are well
My friend nouvelle
and see you soon
hopefully this afternoon
Crouch, about Lily:
I once was told i am Silly
Because i was trusting Lily
Mundungus, about Yaxley:
Well Yaxley's a punk, where to begin?
Dude's too snakey like for Slytherin!
He thought I'm a chicken and he couldn't be wronger
Cause I wrote this song and it needn't be longer.
But in case it needs more lines to be more wizard rock,
Yaxley casts spells slower than most people talk
But you know his head's too fat to fit into the Sorting Hat,
Death Eaters eat death, but they wouldn't eat THAT!
Lucius, about Wood:
Whoa I had you Wood
I thought you be a better parter but could
you be any worse
your not the first
man i hated in this life
but just like my wife
you dont show up when I need you
you don't do what I ask you to do
and you let me down
and make me frown
why did you do this to me
i thought i would be free
but you were so late
and I had a date
which now i have missed
and next time i see you you will meet my fist
Kingsley, about Regulus:
Let me tell you all a tale
About such an epic fail
A guy who's a real sucker
Mean as a motherfucker
Some call him a poser
Yeah a real lame ass hoser
Goes by the name of black
He'll strike you down with his attack
Don't trust that guy
All he ever does is lie
When you see him coming your way
Tell him, no way, not today!
Cause this guy's a real dick
Rigid like a stick
He sucks so much
Always going on about such and such
I don't want to see his face
He's someone I wish I could erase
But no, there's no escape
From the guy as rude as an ape
We're trapped to this cruel fate
It's already far too late
I'm stuck dueling Regulus Black
I'd rather sit on a tack
Be out of my life!
You bring nothing but strife!
I said just get out!
You pompous lout!
I don't want you around here
With your wicked sneer.
I don't want you in my place
You big disgrace
So leave with a dignified pace!
You loser guy
I say bye bye bye!
And as a reward for your patience, here are theDiary Journal Board subtitles some of you were asking for way back when too ![:)](http://images.proboards.com/new/smiley.png)
Figg
"I'm too old to learn new tricks. What tricks could I learn, anyway? I'm just a little old squib."
Alecto
“No worries. I will be fine. I will kill them all before I go down. Now you need to go, and live. Your free. Isn’t that what you always wanted?”
Travers
"Travers didn't bother. He was probably going to die anyway, so he might as well do it gallantly. Who needed to hide when you could just attack?"
Aberforth
“Listen here. I don’t care who your family is—I don’t care about your problems—and I won’t be bought with a measly Galleon. Get out of my sight.”
Rodolphus
"You are incredibly hot, and funny, and you always make me smile. You are so unbelievably adorable, and you're the sweetest man in the world. I know some people say you're an evil, soulless murderer, but those are the people who don't know the real you. Not like I do."
Mundungus
"Mundungus had to admit to being curious so he did. He admitted it, then settled down onto his bum on the floor to read as the cluttered attic held no chairs."
Pyrites
"A stylish assasin and a writer? XD Too good to be true."
Karkaroff
"I must say that I am quite impressed with Karkaroff here. I had no idea that you were so robust in the chest. And quite adequate in manhood as well."
Kingsley
"Kingsley recognizes his intention. He runs his other hand over his face, making the sticky, bitter magic swirl off him like dust."
Tonks
"“Oh hell. Ah…could I convince you that you hallucinated all that? Look I’ll be back in a few minutes but I’ve really got to go now please don’t say anything bye!”
Killer
"How long does an owl live? ... Six books and three chapters."
Lucius
"My dear, I’m afraid we cannot mansplain manipulate manwhore our way out of this… Manslaughter it is."
Fleur
"Bounjor! Je sui te Superiore! Baguette!"
Crouch
"Barty wasn't sure how far his loyalty went for Voldemort. He was willing to kill for the man if asked to, to die for him. But there are lines he couldn't see himself crossing. Or one line. His friends."
Diggle
"We probably shouldn't kiss while we're meant to be writing Ced's memoriam."
Lily
"FINE! Although he's arrogant and a bit immature, he's funny and sensitive and definitely not stupid and I want to throw him against the table and do dirty, dirty things to him - half of which I don't even know how to do, and the other half of which I'm pretty sure are illegal!"
Moody
“All right, I’ll make you the same offer I’d make to any trainee Auror. Land one touch on me, boy—one hit, one spell—and I’ll concede your right to talk back to me.”
Regulus
"Snape: Black, could you pass the salt?
Regulus: Snape, could you pass away?"
Wood
"Major Wood’s accent is so thick Harry only hears it as a sort of music, a music from a shiny, muscular horn. A music of brotherhood and balls."
Yaxley
"Nothing worse than getting your hopes up for pizza, and then you go to get the pizza and get punched in the fa-"
Wrock Songs from Immunity Challenge 3!
Pyrites, about Moody:
Ready to rock out guys, stay with me until the end
This one goes out to Moody, my otherwordly friend
We share a partnership, he acts like a fool
while I make us look good by acting all cool
We hang out by day, we hang out by night
We like to sing, we like to play, but mostly we love to fight
who would win in a fight? let's put that topic to bed
I'd be victorious and moody would be dead
Because in this group I'm the one with all of the power
I'd be finished with Moody in less than half an hour
I'm always on my game I'm never lazy
come at me Moody, I like to get crazy
Fleur, about Rodolphus:
This is a task quite strange
that you had me compose monsieur lestrange
I hope you are well
My friend nouvelle
and see you soon
hopefully this afternoon
Crouch, about Lily:
I once was told i am Silly
Because i was trusting Lily
Mundungus, about Yaxley:
Well Yaxley's a punk, where to begin?
Dude's too snakey like for Slytherin!
He thought I'm a chicken and he couldn't be wronger
Cause I wrote this song and it needn't be longer.
But in case it needs more lines to be more wizard rock,
Yaxley casts spells slower than most people talk
But you know his head's too fat to fit into the Sorting Hat,
Death Eaters eat death, but they wouldn't eat THAT!
Lucius, about Wood:
Whoa I had you Wood
I thought you be a better parter but could
you be any worse
your not the first
man i hated in this life
but just like my wife
you dont show up when I need you
you don't do what I ask you to do
and you let me down
and make me frown
why did you do this to me
i thought i would be free
but you were so late
and I had a date
which now i have missed
and next time i see you you will meet my fist
Kingsley, about Regulus:
Let me tell you all a tale
About such an epic fail
A guy who's a real sucker
Mean as a motherfucker
Some call him a poser
Yeah a real lame ass hoser
Goes by the name of black
He'll strike you down with his attack
Don't trust that guy
All he ever does is lie
When you see him coming your way
Tell him, no way, not today!
Cause this guy's a real dick
Rigid like a stick
He sucks so much
Always going on about such and such
I don't want to see his face
He's someone I wish I could erase
But no, there's no escape
From the guy as rude as an ape
We're trapped to this cruel fate
It's already far too late
I'm stuck dueling Regulus Black
I'd rather sit on a tack
Be out of my life!
You bring nothing but strife!
I said just get out!
You pompous lout!
I don't want you around here
With your wicked sneer.
I don't want you in my place
You big disgrace
So leave with a dignified pace!
You loser guy
I say bye bye bye!
And as a reward for your patience, here are the
![:)](http://images.proboards.com/new/smiley.png)
Figg
"I'm too old to learn new tricks. What tricks could I learn, anyway? I'm just a little old squib."
Alecto
“No worries. I will be fine. I will kill them all before I go down. Now you need to go, and live. Your free. Isn’t that what you always wanted?”
Travers
"Travers didn't bother. He was probably going to die anyway, so he might as well do it gallantly. Who needed to hide when you could just attack?"
Aberforth
“Listen here. I don’t care who your family is—I don’t care about your problems—and I won’t be bought with a measly Galleon. Get out of my sight.”
Rodolphus
"You are incredibly hot, and funny, and you always make me smile. You are so unbelievably adorable, and you're the sweetest man in the world. I know some people say you're an evil, soulless murderer, but those are the people who don't know the real you. Not like I do."
Mundungus
"Mundungus had to admit to being curious so he did. He admitted it, then settled down onto his bum on the floor to read as the cluttered attic held no chairs."
Pyrites
"A stylish assasin and a writer? XD Too good to be true."
Karkaroff
"I must say that I am quite impressed with Karkaroff here. I had no idea that you were so robust in the chest. And quite adequate in manhood as well."
Kingsley
"Kingsley recognizes his intention. He runs his other hand over his face, making the sticky, bitter magic swirl off him like dust."
Tonks
"“Oh hell. Ah…could I convince you that you hallucinated all that? Look I’ll be back in a few minutes but I’ve really got to go now please don’t say anything bye!”
Killer
"How long does an owl live? ... Six books and three chapters."
Lucius
"My dear, I’m afraid we cannot mansplain manipulate manwhore our way out of this… Manslaughter it is."
Fleur
"Bounjor! Je sui te Superiore! Baguette!"
Crouch
"Barty wasn't sure how far his loyalty went for Voldemort. He was willing to kill for the man if asked to, to die for him. But there are lines he couldn't see himself crossing. Or one line. His friends."
Diggle
"We probably shouldn't kiss while we're meant to be writing Ced's memoriam."
Lily
"FINE! Although he's arrogant and a bit immature, he's funny and sensitive and definitely not stupid and I want to throw him against the table and do dirty, dirty things to him - half of which I don't even know how to do, and the other half of which I'm pretty sure are illegal!"
Moody
“All right, I’ll make you the same offer I’d make to any trainee Auror. Land one touch on me, boy—one hit, one spell—and I’ll concede your right to talk back to me.”
Regulus
"Snape: Black, could you pass the salt?
Regulus: Snape, could you pass away?"
Wood
"Major Wood’s accent is so thick Harry only hears it as a sort of music, a music from a shiny, muscular horn. A music of brotherhood and balls."
Yaxley
"Nothing worse than getting your hopes up for pizza, and then you go to get the pizza and get punched in the fa-"