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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 1, 2022 20:55:34 GMT 10
Welcome to the Owlery! Here you can send and receive letters from other players who are too far away to contact via a Patronus Missive. Here's how it works: - Once every day, you may write one letter to a player of your choice from the opposing Side. These letters will be delivered with breakfast, as is traditional. - Due to an unfortunate exclusivity clause in our Floo Contracts, you can never send a letter to your Pureblood vs Order partner. - You also cannot send your letters to the same player twice in a row, because Owls get easily bored of repeating the same flight paths. - There is a weight limit for all letters, as many of our Owls are small and overworked. Therefore letters which are longer than 2000 characters shall not be delivered. You can check the length of your letter at wordcounter.net/character-count which uses some strange Muggle magic to approximate parchment length and weight. - Once you post a letter in this thread, we will begin processing it immediately and accept no other letter in its place for the current round. Not even if you spot a typo. The deadline for Owl Post is exactly 12 hours apart from the Challenge deadlines. To send a letter you must post it in this thread before 8:30am AEST, and the Owls will deliver any letters addressed to you soon afterward (within an hour, if not immediately). Because much of magical law and order would collapse without the creatures' cooperation, the Owls have more bargaining power than any union of Muggle postmen and have demanded ORG weekends off - so there shall be no Owl Post on Friday or Saturday. The Owls have also been on an extended strike vacation since late last year, so the starting date for Owl Post in The ORG of the Phoenix has been set for this Tuesday 3 May. Thus, your first Owl Post letters must be posted in this thread before 8:30am AEST this Tuesday. Please use the following format when you post your letters: Note that the date, sender and recipient at the beginning of the letter will not count toward the character limit. If you have any questions about how the Owl Post system works, the Ministers shall gladly answer them for you here. Otherwise, we hope you enjoy the full service of the Owl Post system each day. And do take care not to upset any of the Owls!
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 7:46:13 GMT 10
Date: Day 3, Tuesday 3 May To: Arabella Figg From: Hedwig's Killer
Dear Ms Figg,
We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Also your partner is in good hands, he is 100% safe and you definitely do not need to worry about him at all.
I must send this letter before I kill the bird sending it so this will be short, but seeing as you are a powerless mugblood I see no reason to put in any extra effort anyway.
When the time comes, obey me, Hedwig's Killer
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 3, 2022 9:32:25 GMT 10
A flurry of owls fly overhead, and two quickly land in front of you!
Your thank them for their service, and happily read your Owl Post:
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 9:33:16 GMT 10
AVADA KEDAVRA
AVADA KEDAVRA
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 9:33:28 GMT 10
Those owls are dead.
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 9:39:50 GMT 10
A flurry of owls fly overhead, and two quickly land in front of you! Your thank them for their service, and happily read your Owl Post: I resent this characterisation of me.
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 3, 2022 9:41:23 GMT 10
I intentionally used the phrase "You thank them for their service" so that the form of your thanks-giving could be ambiguous. You're welcome ![:P](http://images.proboards.com/new/tongue.png)
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 9:54:11 GMT 10
hmmm. I'll allow it.
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Owl Post
May 3, 2022 21:02:35 GMT 10
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 3, 2022 21:02:35 GMT 10
Sneaky host slunts. giving clues to people who get no real mail. Stop punishing those of us with unsmotherable charm.
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Owl Post
May 4, 2022 8:11:35 GMT 10
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 4, 2022 8:11:35 GMT 10
Date: Day 4, Wednesday 4 May To: Lily Potter From: Hedwig's Killer
Apparently my last letter killed Ms Figg, so it is my hope that you will disappear next. HOWEVER, failing that, I wished to gloat about the death of your grandoughwlter, whomst I murdered.
It was brought to my attention that not receiving a letter resulted in some sort of clue to something. And so reveals the next stage of my sinister plot, ensuring you receive NOTHING!!!
I received a letter yesterday from your "Kingslay Shackleboot" proclaiming my death at the top of his to do list, but he is pathetic and you would do yourself a favour to murder him immediately. It may save your life one day.
Lastly, tell Tonks that she is dead to me for forsaking our pet Barry in the last challenge.
Yours to obey, Hedwig's Killer
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 4, 2022 8:53:43 GMT 10
A flurry of owls fly overhead, and one quickly lands in front of you!
You thank them for their service, and happily read your Owl Post:
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Owl Post
May 5, 2022 7:46:38 GMT 10
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 5, 2022 7:46:38 GMT 10
Date: Day 5, Thursday 5 May To: Oliver Wood From: Hedwig's Killer
Greeting Wood.
It is clear from your flying capability that you are able to fly. Just like Owls.
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
If you are still alive then kudos. I can only assume you scored the 250, the only score to triumph over my 240. Very well done.
Lucius has become a close confidant of mine and I can assure you he is definitely 100% safe, absolutely in no danger whatsoever. Super duper duper safe, and you shouldn't worry about him at all. He is so safe that a muggle safe would look at him and say 'boy, I wish I was as secure as that Malfoy fellow'
Truly his safety can not be overstated.
Safe. Malfoy. Safety. Non Danger.
Yours, to obey, HK
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 5, 2022 8:59:24 GMT 10
A flurry of owls fly overhead, and one quickly lands in front of you!
You thank them for their service, and happily read your Owl Post:
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 5, 2022 9:40:28 GMT 10
lol Sorry to keep doing this peter ![:<3](http://i.imgur.com/L3NpwEv.gif)
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 5, 2022 9:41:39 GMT 10
you also only fixed one of the Ws in the PBvO post.
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 5, 2022 10:16:32 GMT 10
I legitimately don't know how that first thing happened.
As for the second... you'd best remember that I am the superior Wizard here, however overtired.
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Owl Post
May 8, 2022 7:07:59 GMT 10
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 8, 2022 7:07:59 GMT 10
Date: Day 8, Wednesday 8 May To: Fleur Delacour From: Hedwig's Killer
Finally, a letter with some common sense. I have been flippant with my owls thus far but it is time to write of substance.
LeStrange and I do get along quite well, and it is for that reason that you are also the first person I am bothering to reply to. It is interesting you say you got the order to message me. Is there a coordinated effort to spread owls from the Order? If one such effort exists in the Manor it is not one I have been informed of.
Similarly, I have doubts of my inclusion with the trio you mentioned, Yaxley, Lucius and Crouch. They are the fulcrum around which this Side revolves, and only time will reveal how close a cog I am in their machine. After Pyrites is eliminated the future is an uncertainty. For me at least.
Can you not ask Tonks herself for the information of the first challenge? Let her know she has my express permission to reveal the answer to whomstsoever she likes and it would not be a betrayal. tell her its what Bobo would have wanted.
There is more I wish to say, but I fear to say too much lest I incinerate myself. I have already been warned of concerns held about my 'overplaying' merely due to wanting to consider snd discuss the myriad possibilities of Peters twists, but it appears thinking is not the Death Eaters strong suit. Its almost like we're the bad guys.
Thoughtfully yours, HK
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 8, 2022 8:56:13 GMT 10
A flock of owls fly overhead, and not a single one lands in front of you. Still hopeful, you wait and wait... but eventually every owls departs and still you have nothing. Then on the way out of the Great Hall, a scrap of parchment on the floor catches your eye...
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Owl Post
May 8, 2022 9:15:57 GMT 10
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Post by Hedwig's Killer on May 8, 2022 9:15:57 GMT 10
I made popular file compression program 7z????
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Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 9, 2022 8:59:42 GMT 10
No Owl Post for you today.
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