FINAL SECRET TASK LIST!TO DO LIST A
1. Post a ranking of the full cast based on how they smell.
2. Announce that you have used the
Death Clock to empirically calculate that you have less than two weeks left to live. Then make at least two posts updating everyone about how many seconds remain.
3. Change something on your avatar image without anyone noticing. You'll need to get a Ministers approval before making the change.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Various seabirds are intelligent, but nothing is as elegant as a thestral twisting through a loop-de-loop."
5. Raise at least 20 gallons from at least 5 donors in support of S.P.E.W., the Society for the Protection of Erumpent Welfare.
6. Get another player to agree to lend you their copy of Magical Me by Gilderoy Lockhart.
7. Start an argument in which two other players call one another mountain trolls
TO DO LIST B
1. Post that you will be offline for a while because the neighbor's cat has been coming into your yard too much, and you're going to go poison and kill it. You can never reveal that this was a lie.
2. Quote at least five lines from
We Are From Hogwarts in one post, completely seriously.
3. Say the word 'horseradish' in five posts in a single thread, within 3 pages at most, without anyone commenting on it.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "I appreciate the opportunity I've had here, and I hope you guys have a smooth disapparation out of my business."
5. Get a player to argue with you about the colour of something on this board.
6. Pretend to incur a magical injury and then get another player to give you unsolicited medical advice.
7. Get somebody else to praise Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
TO DO LIST C
1. Separately tell three people which ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend they remind you of and why.
2. For fifteen consecutive posts, begin at least one line win the letter 'c'
3. Show off a Harry Potter themed Buzzfeed quiz. at least two other players must share their results.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Merlin was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic with a skillful manager."
5. Start a game of Truth or Dare, and make sure that you pick at least one of each.
6. Get another player to make and post a drawing of you.
7. Get the new Merged Side to select name that contains the letter Q.
TO DO LIST D
1. Use the words 'disputatious', 'grandiloquent', 'multivariate' and 'perspicaciously' in separate posts. Each must be used correctly.
2. Get another player to admit they've broken the International Statute for Secrecy.
3. Make up a nickname for another player that they ask you to stop using, but then keep using it.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "It would be quite impossible to enumerate all the things in existence, but here goes."
5. Gift somebody a Dungbomb. They must accept.
6. Get 2 different players to complement you on your facial bone structure.
7. Get the new Merged Side to select name that contains the letter J.
TO DO LIST E
1. Admit to seeing Minerva McGonagall in the bathtub when you looked into the Mirror of Erised.
2. Quote at least four lines from
It's Been Me in one post, completely seriously.
3. Misspell the names of other players egregiously at least 10 times in separate posts. If anyone comments on them, you must start again.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Strawberries may be the one food that doesn't go well with waffles and fire ants."
5. Start a call out thread. Provoke at least two posts from another player or playerss responding in earnest.
6. Get 2 different players to complement you on your wand movements.
7. Get somebody else to describe you as a Golden God.
TO DO LIST F
1. Use the words 'callipygian', 'magniloquence', 'peroration' and 'superannuated' in separate posts. Each must be used correctly.
2. Deliver a TED Talk on a topic related to Harry Potter
3. Pass off 'toisengard toisengard' as a legitimate magic spell incantation.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "The blast-ended skrewt was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of his cough cannon."
5. As well as finding a name for the new Merged Side, start a campaign to rename one of the old Sides. Make sure there is a vote to decide what to call it.
6. Cast a memory charm on another player, and have them pretend that it works.
7. Get somebody else to describe you as Grindelwald reborn.
TO DO LIST G
1. Hide a link to
Chapter 7 of My Immortal in one of your posts.
2. Quote Taylor Swift lyrics and pass them off as Wizard Rock, twice.
3. Convince another player to try out a fake Trigger you've made up.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "What kind of chocolate cow are you looking for anyway?"
5. Get another player to make an unbreakable vow with you, then break the vow.
6. Get other players to make a total of five posts which mention Pius Thicknesse.
7. Get another player to offer you one of the love potions from the fourth Immunity Challenge. They must post one of those images.
TO DO LIST H
1. Write an acrostic poem about one of the hosts using their full name.
2. Pretend to be drunk across at least 15 posts, made over at least an hour.
3. Misquote a famous line from Harry Potter and have another player correct you.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Because of multiple poor decisions on my part, this cooking umbrella is also a status symbol."
5. Start a game of tick tack toe with another player and let them win, then accuse them of cheating.
6. Get another player to ask if you are crying.
7. Get somebody else to describe you as the Darkest of Dark Lords.
TO DO LIST I
1. Like 30 of your own posts.
2. Quote at least four lines from
Dark Lord Funk in one post, completely seriously.
3. - Publicly ask the Ministers if events could be held earlier, stating that you're staying with your parents this weekend and a have a strict bedtime.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "In fact, now that I think about it, is 'Armageddon' really the best name for a goldfish?"
5. Create a cult, and get at least four other players to sign up.
6. Get other players to make a total of five posts which mention Gurg Karkas.
7. Annoy another player so much that they cast avada kedavra upon you.
TO DO LIST J
1. Post at least three different emotes from The ORG of the Rings. We'll provide you with the full set in our next post.
2. Create an ORG of the Phoenix bingo card with things the other players could do in the future.
3. Pretend to accidentally post a confessional post in public. At least one player mentioned in it must respond in earnest.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "I've invested some skill points in charisma and necromancy, but perhaps neither approach can ever fully succeed."
5. Get a player to argue with you about what night Magical Council is on.
6. Tell the start of a joke and have another player complete the punchline. You must post the intended punchline in this thread before the other player completes it, and their punchline must match.
7. Get the new Merged Side to select name that contains the letter Z.
TO DO LIST K
1. Make a post containing a petition and begging for players to like the post if they agree,
2. Teach another player a dance called the 'Noseless Baby Resurrection'.
3. Post two gifs from Twilight but trying to pass them off as coming from Harry Potter.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Three generations with six decades of experience surviving the robot takeover."
5. Start a thread asking everyone to boycott this Challenge, and get at least three other players to agree.
6. Get another player to ask you 'Really?' and then respond 'No.'
7. Prevent the new Merged Side from reaching a decision on the new Side name.
TO DO LIST L
1. Start a 'Going to the Toilet Thread' for players to announce when they are too busy to PM. You must make use of it at least 4 times over the weekend.
2. Pick a thread and ensure that every post you make in it (at least 5 posts) mimics Snape.
3. Get at least three other players to tell you their middle names.
4. Make a post containing the following phrase, without another player quoting it and calling it out as a Secret Task you've been put up to: "Integrity is like a young apprentice, in that I accidentally lost both of them to a thunderstorm."
5. Start a new round of Fire-Breathing Chicken. At least one other player must bid.
6. Get other players to make a total of five posts which mention Marlene McKinnon.
7. Get somebody else to describe you Wisest of Wizarding Mentors.
Spares to switch in - randomly select from these if advantage is used.
1. Imply that you have broken a Rule and expect a PM ban so will be self-enforcing it early before the Ministers require it. Then log off for at least 5 hours.
2. Say 'Guess what?' to another player and have them respond 'What?'
3. 'Get another player to upload a vandalised version of your current avatar, then link it as your avatar on your profile for the rest of the round'