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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:23:34 GMT 10
Ahh I tricked you. My apologies Moody, I couldn't resisit. Your magic eye couldn't see throught that one! I do apologise though. Absolutely and truely, so much so that I would like to make the unbreakable vow with you that I would never try and trick you using a fake trigger again. Would you be willing to accept my offer of the unbreakable vow?
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:24:55 GMT 10
Ahh I tricked you. My apologies Moody, I couldn't resisit. Your magic eye couldn't see throught that one! I do apologise though. Absolutely and truely, so much so that I would like to make the unbreakable vow with you that I would never try and trick you using a fake trigger again. Would you be willing to accept my offer of the unbreakable vow? Depends on how good the fan fic is.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:25:25 GMT 10
did you mean to spell safety wrong? Yes, I spell everything wrong because the pureblood wizard world doesn't provide basic primary grade education so all pure bloods are home schooled. Also I am overly reliant on spellcheck..
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 13, 2022 17:40:25 GMT 10
Let this be a lesson to you, Mister Moody, in my classroom your mind should be on potions and not the meaningless dribble of...what was it you said? Aliens and other such nonsense? Let this be the last of that hogwash from you.
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 13, 2022 17:45:24 GMT 10
This thread is bringing tears my eyes, too bloody hilarious xD Lucius Malfoy are you continue making fun of Mr. Moody's eye, because it's bloody rude And since when is a bloody effin @canary our voice of reason????
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:50:28 GMT 10
Here's to you Moody,
HARRY POTTER AND THE CORONA OF DESTINY
Harry had fought many evil wizards in his time as an auror at the Ministry of Magic, none compared to the battle he'd fought with the Dark Lord, but still, darkness always found a way. One day he was about to head home to Ginny when an urgent Owl arrived on his desk from head auror and his former teacher, Mad Eye Moody. It seemed mostly nonsensical ramblings of a deranged old man half filled with references to buttocks and wands, but that was hardly new when it came to Moody. Harry thought to himself, Moody was never the same after Barty Crouch Jr locked him in that trunk for a year.
Regardless, Moody was the boss and he had to go any check it out or there would be hell to pay so he apparated to the site of the so called disturbance. He found himself on the streets of Los Angeles in the throng of a hundreds of sweaty men and scantily clad women. The smell of diesel and NOS drifted through the air. He was about to step out on to the road when two cars going the speed of sound whooshed past him. 'Arthur would love this' he thought to himself.
He wondered why he had been sent here until he saw it coming down the road. A car moving faster than any muggle vehicle could and he knew at once it had been charmed to move at the speed of light. Trailing behind it was a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T moving as fast as possible, but it was nothing compared to the bewitched vehicle that had just crossed the finish line as a young woman wearing a bikini for some reason despite it being the middle of the night on a dank road in an industrial part of town. There was serious breach of magical laws but this was a job for the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts department, not the Auror's office. He wondered why he had been sent, and then he saw the man emerge from the magically enhanced vehicle. It was him. The man Harry had been seeking for all those years. The enigma known only by the deed that devastated Harry has a young man, Hedwig's Killer.
Harry ran to him, wand drawn! Expelliamis, Harry shouted, but the enigmatic one was too quick and hit back with a counter curse, disarming Harry. In all his years of battles, Harry and never been more exposed. He thought he was finished as Hedwig's Killer began to utter the killing curse. Avada Ked….
BANG
Hedwig's Killer was blow in half by the impact of a shotgun, and standing behind his crumpled remains, was Dominic Toretto. He gave Harry a nod, and moved towards Hedwig's Killer, and removed his mask. Harry approached he slain wizard, who was hanging on to his last breath. Toretto said to the Killer, 'You don't mess with my family'. Harry looked down at the man with dismay. This man couldn't be Hedwig's Killer, he was too young. He would have been only a boy during the Battle of the 7 Potters. He grabbed the man by the collar, and demanded he tell him where he could find his leader but the disciple of the true Killer, only responded with 'We are Legion, We are everyone' and died.
Harry turned to Toretto and said 'Thanks for the assist bro'. Dom turned to Harry and responded, 'no worries bro, we both orphans and ophans have got to stick together. Also you are like my long lost second cousin'.
Then they drank Corona's until sunset and Ginny was most displeased when Harry stumbled through the door the next morning. But that is a story for another time.
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 18:05:54 GMT 10
Brilliantly done, Malfoy. Diggle's hat off to ya.
And your scene also reminded me of another great lesson in elementary wand safety: DO stick them up the barrel of a gun. Do NOT keep that gun near your buttocks.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:09:20 GMT 10
Ahh I tricked you. My apologies Moody, I couldn't resisit. Your magic eye couldn't see throught that one! I do apologise though. Absolutely and truely, so much so that I would like to make the unbreakable vow with you that I would never try and trick you using a fake trigger again. Would you be willing to accept my offer of the unbreakable vow? Depends on how good the fan fic is. So Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody will you accept my unbreakable vow?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 21:43:11 GMT 10
Here's to you Moody, HARRY POTTER AND THE CORONA OF DESTINY Harry had fought many evil wizards in his time as an auror at the Ministry of Magic, none compared to the battle he'd fought with the Dark Lord, but still, darkness always found a way. One day he was about to head home to Ginny when an urgent Owl arrived on his desk from head auror and his former teacher, Mad Eye Moody. It seemed mostly nonsensical ramblings of a deranged old man half filled with references to buttocks and wands, but that was hardly new when it came to Moody. Harry thought to himself, Moody was never the same after Barty Crouch Jr locked him in that trunk for a year. Regardless, Moody was the boss and he had to go any check it out or there would be hell to pay so he apparated to the site of the so called disturbance. He found himself on the streets of Los Angeles in the throng of a hundreds of sweaty men and scantily clad women. The smell of diesel and NOS drifted through the air. He was about to step out on to the road when two cars going the speed of sound whooshed past him. 'Arthur would love this' he thought to himself. He wondered why he had been sent here until he saw it coming down the road. A car moving faster than any muggle vehicle could and he knew at once it had been charmed to move at the speed of light. Trailing behind it was a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T moving as fast as possible, but it was nothing compared to the bewitched vehicle that had just crossed the finish line as a young woman wearing a bikini for some reason despite it being the middle of the night on a dank road in an industrial part of town. There was serious breach of magical laws but this was a job for the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts department, not the Auror's office. He wondered why he had been sent, and then he saw the man emerge from the magically enhanced vehicle. It was him. The man Harry had been seeking for all those years. The enigma known only by the deed that devastated Harry has a young man, Hedwig's Killer. Harry ran to him, wand drawn! Expelliamis, Harry shouted, but the enigmatic one was too quick and hit back with a counter curse, disarming Harry. In all his years of battles, Harry and never been more exposed. He thought he was finished as Hedwig's Killer began to utter the killing curse. Avada Ked…. BANG Hedwig's Killer was blow in half by the impact of a shotgun, and standing behind his crumpled remains, was Dominic Toretto. He gave Harry a nod, and moved towards Hedwig's Killer, and removed his mask. Harry approached he slain wizard, who was hanging on to his last breath. Toretto said to the Killer, 'You don't mess with my family'. Harry looked down at the man with dismay. This man couldn't be Hedwig's Killer, he was too young. He would have been only a boy during the Battle of the 7 Potters. He grabbed the man by the collar, and demanded he tell him where he could find his leader but the disciple of the true Killer, only responded with 'We are Legion, We are everyone' and died. Harry turned to Toretto and said 'Thanks for the assist bro'. Dom turned to Harry and responded, 'no worries bro, we both orphans and ophans have got to stick together. Also you are like my long lost second cousin'. Then they drank Corona's until sunset and Ginny was most displeased when Harry stumbled through the door the next morning. But that is a story for another time. Hedwig's Killer, you may enjoy
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 11:02:32 GMT 10
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 14, 2022 15:26:23 GMT 10
As Aberforth friend once said: " It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our foes, but just as much to stand up to our friends." so yeah, whatever you want me to do. You can kiss each other now or something.
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 14, 2022 15:30:21 GMT 10
I'll have you know that I've got more vision with one real eye and one mad eye than you'll ever have, Lucius. Been busy being invisible. You tried having a life? I'm concerned you have ulterior motives with this vow. It's literally just that you promise to never try to trick me into fake triggers again? And if you do you die? Can we like...sweeten that deal maybe? Why don't you unbreakably vow to never try to trick me into anything at all ever again? I like the sound of that one better.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 15:43:02 GMT 10
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 14, 2022 16:26:36 GMT 10
As Aberforth friend once said: " It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our foes, but just as much to stand up to our friends." so yeah, whatever you want me to do. You can kiss each other now or something. That's not what he tweeted to me, it was more like "Integrity is like a young apprentice, in that I accidentally lost both of them to a thunderstorm."
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 14, 2022 16:36:12 GMT 10
As Aberforth friend once said: " It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our foes, but just as much to stand up to our friends." so yeah, whatever you want me to do. You can kiss each other now or something. That's not what he tweeted to me, it was more like "Integrity is like a young apprentice, in that I accidentally lost both of them to a thunderstorm." WRONG! It was more like " We are only as strong as we are together, as weak as we are apart."
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 14, 2022 16:37:16 GMT 10
I'll bind you two. I'm old, old people can bind vows, right? *old man cough*
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 14, 2022 16:38:51 GMT 10
That's not what he tweeted to me, it was more like "Integrity is like a young apprentice, in that I accidentally lost both of them to a thunderstorm." WRONG! It was more like " We are only as strong as we are together, as weak as we are apart." I always thought it was "One wand in a holster is worth more than two in the buttocks, and less likely to blow your arse up"
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 14, 2022 16:39:48 GMT 10
Also, the hell, Diggle? This isn't the shipping thread, I'm not kissing Malfoy.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 16:51:40 GMT 10
Also, the hell, Diggle? This isn't the shipping thread, I'm not kissing Malfoy. Yo Moody, Try out this tigger ‘BUTTOCKS-WAND’ but remove the hyphen. And with that Malfoy keeled over and died.
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 14, 2022 17:09:31 GMT 10
Cheers to Final 11, everyone!
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