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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 1:54:30 GMT 10
Don't stick them in your buttocks.
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 13, 2022 3:04:34 GMT 10
instructions unclear
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 13, 2022 9:41:52 GMT 10
Hm yes, we're all familiar with such tomfoolery Mister Moody. Perhaps if students like Potter set a better example we wouldn't need this sort of disclaimer.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 11:54:52 GMT 10
Don't stick them in your buttocks. Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody I've made an onsite trigger for this as I think this is such good advice! Type WAND-SAFTEY101 (But remove the hyphen, I had to include that so it wouldn't trigger) and check out the image that pops up!
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 13, 2022 13:15:45 GMT 10
Finally some competence. 5 points to Slytherin thanks to Mister Malfoy's mm...discovery.
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Post by Dedalus Diggle on May 13, 2022 15:28:59 GMT 10
If this trigger works, Lucius is officially a bloody host in disguise:
IWANDFALLFORTHISYOUBLOODYDEATHEATER101
Ha! Told you!!
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 13, 2022 15:48:38 GMT 10
And pray tell what exactly do you think you've accomplished with this juvenile outburst, Mr. Diggle? Other than disturbing the peace that is. You've just cost your sorry house 10 points
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 16:03:58 GMT 10
Don't stick them in your buttocks. Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody I've made an onsite trigger for this as I think this is such good advice! Type WAND-SAFTEY101 (But remove the hyphen, I had to include that so it wouldn't trigger) and check out the image that pops up! Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody, you've got to try the trigger in this thread! It migh be a little NSFW though. Remeber WAND-SAFETY101 but remove he hyphen! You will not regret it!
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 16:06:10 GMT 10
Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody I've made an onsite trigger for this as I think this is such good advice! Type WAND-SAFTEY101 (But remove the hyphen, I had to include that so it wouldn't trigger) and check out the image that pops up! Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody , you've got to try the trigger in this thread! It migh be a little NSFW though. Remeber WAND-SAFETY101 but remove he hyphen! You will not regret it! I already regret it.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 16:07:54 GMT 10
Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody , you've got to try the trigger in this thread! It migh be a little NSFW though. Remeber WAND-SAFETY101 but remove he hyphen! You will not regret it! I already regret it. How so? You didn't actually input the trigger?
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 16:55:59 GMT 10
How so? You didn't actually input the trigger? Exactly. Proactive Regret. Like the opposite of Hindsight. But fine, blondie. I'll test your trigger. But only if you do me a favor first.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 16:56:22 GMT 10
Sure an eye for an eye has never been so fitting
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:00:24 GMT 10
Sure an eye for an eye has never been so fitting Fair point. In that case, then, I'd love you to write me a scene for a crossover fanfic. I've got a couple ideas in mind already if you want prompts. Maybe you can even include some backfiring wands and ill-fated buttocks to keep this all related.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:01:17 GMT 10
Jesus H Wizard?
Am I writing the whole scene or we acting this out together, wand, buttocks and all?
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Post by Kingsley Shacklebolt on May 13, 2022 17:03:46 GMT 10
The only crossover fanfiction I'm interested in seeing on my desk is one where James Potter meets the shark from Jaws. It does not end well for him.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:19:04 GMT 10
Sure an eye for an eye has never been so fitting Fair point. In that case, then, I'd love you to write me a scene for a crossover fanfic. I've got a couple ideas in mind already if you want prompts. Maybe you can even include some backfiring wands and ill-fated buttocks to keep this all related. Some prompts would be great. As would your views on length and girth? I am committed so maybe as a sign of good faith, you could try my trigger?
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:20:14 GMT 10
Jesus H Wizard? Am I writing the whole scene or we acting this out together, wand, buttocks and all? I told you to do it, didn't I? Why would I help? If you're stuck though, have a few starters I thought up. Harry Potter and the Alien Invaders: When following a dark wizard to America, Harry Potter finds himself stranded in Roswell, New Mexico, where muggle scientists capture him, take his wand, and commence experiments. Just when he feels like he can't take any more probing, rescue comes in the form of a Hippie Dippie van and a Great Dane. Together, the gang faces the real unearthly threat...the scientists themselves. Harry Potter and the Robot Time Invasion: When sentient AIs from the future travel back to the past, only Harry Potter can stop this new threat to the Wizarding World. Luckily, he finds allies in the time traveling Connor family, coming back to aid humanity with three generations of six decades of experience surviving the robot takeover in the near distant future. Can they stop the threat before it begins? Or has it all already happened that way? Harry Potter and the Island of Bad Science Ideas: After the unexplained disappearances of multiple dragons around Central and South America, notable wizard Harry Potter is sent to investigate whether dark wizards are behind it. Instead, he finds an island that not even magic can explain - an abandoned theme park overrun by ancient creatures. After joining up with muggle survivor, Ian Malcolm, the two must find a way to survive...as well as the fate of the dragons.
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:20:51 GMT 10
Fair point. In that case, then, I'd love you to write me a scene for a crossover fanfic. I've got a couple ideas in mind already if you want prompts. Maybe you can even include some backfiring wands and ill-fated buttocks to keep this all related. Some prompts would be great. As would your views on length and girth? I am committed so maybe as a sign of good faith, you could try my trigger? Whatever you feel would be the most...provocative scene. And sure. Fine. Alright.
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:21:28 GMT 10
WANDSAFTEY101
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Post by Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody on May 13, 2022 17:21:57 GMT 10
did you mean to spell safety wrong?
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