Post by Peter Pettigrew on May 18, 2022 22:31:27 GMT 10
SUBMISSION A:
Names are unimportant. People rely so much on the basic fact of names that they lose their identity in them. I am a man of action, a Death Eater of effect. I let my actions in practice speak louder than my words, and I believe all able Wizards should do much the same, or else, what are they worth to anyone? Names limit one's potential, weighs them down, and bounds them to the earthen laws of the impatient Muggle world. Should we all seek to be known by our potential and treated by the deeds we commit in our life rather than a simple title bestowed upon us by our bloodline, well, the Wizarding World would be a much more bearable and magnificent place.
![](https://i.imgur.com/zGibeJR.gif)
SUBMISSION B:
"im just happy to be here k. there's lots of people i like and i totally understand why others might not like some people's chi. if you don't like someone i probably also don't like them and if you do like them tonight then of course I like them all! i'm very excited to be included as well. Although tbh not being included could also be good for me. Moving forward i think we have a really good chance at moving forward, so lets work together on the plan of who we both like and don't like, but you can choose who that is forever."
![](https://i.imgur.com/Yx1I3KK.gif)
SUBMISSION C:
Alright all'ya lad or'a lasses, you gotta stay vigilant! Keep your eyes peeled, more thenna’ banana could. Open those ears wide, and tune in to your surroundings. Listen closely, for even the slightest change of sound in the air. You gotta use those senses all in harmony, to work together like a well oiled machine. It’s no use using your senses if they’re not in harmony after all. Use that awful nose ya got as well. It can pick up lotsa funky changin' smells you know! If you use all of ya senses together, you have nothing to fear. But most of all.. Stay Vigilant!!
[Minister's Note: Apparently vigilance extends to a failure to submit visual aids for identification.]
SUBMISSION D:
Oh dear Lily, I realized when I left you the instructions to look after me babies that I never did tell you all their wonderfully uniquely mad personalities and identifyin' characteristics. Princess is the cuddliest of 'em and will lick you 'til your skin's coming off, what a darling! And Sir is the big boss of the house, ayes Sir! Always makes sure the food's been properly distributed among the lot. And don't snooze on Mr. Paw's arithmancy know how, alright? He can help get the affairs in order for the food budgets. I know you're constantly takin' great care of them!
![](https://i.imgur.com/RMDbIFn.gif)
SUBMISSION E:
Bonjour fils de putain
I 'ate every zingle one of you zo much and I 'ope that when I vote you out, you all spend a 'ole day crying. Mademoiselle Tonks, your 'ink hair iz stupid. 'edwig's Killer what are you 'iding with that mask an ugly face? Monsieur Moody, I want to rip your bloodie eye right out, Monsieur Diggle nice suit, also where's your delorean? I want to go back to 1940 to get one az well. Monsieur Crouch, put away your dagger, are you overcompensating? Le rest of you, go die in a fire. I will win.
Merci
![](https://i.imgur.com/cpxntgw.jpg)
SUBMISSION F:
Oi a'm olivah wewd y'hear? 'n a'm herr t'play sum bloddy quidditch! furst can yew get the bludgers then can y'get the quaffles then can ye get the one'n only gold'n snitch, a real beaut innit? lads i'll tell ya when a'm ride'n threw the bonney winds uva royal wint'r on that wee li'lle brewmstick, ah cannae feel me fingures fer moost of th'night, but s'all wurth it ta hear the crowd roar wif excitement!
![](https://i.imgur.com/zTn4jGe.gif)
SUBMISSION G:
Tweet Tweeeet Tweet Tweet. Tweet Tweet. Tweet Tweeeet Tweet Tweet. Tweeeet Tweet Tweeeet Tweeeet.
![](https://i.imgur.com/tb9b8LI.gif)
SUBMISSION H:
This is the worst group of idiots I'd ever played with, you've ruined ORGs for me. I'll never play another for fear of meeting any of you again. Forget it. Of special note, Pyrites is as vapid and pointless as the non-existent character he's claimed for a face. The most charitable interpretation of Igor's game is that he has trouble breathing while typing simultaneously and thus his core brain loses what little oxygen it needs to function. Finally, Lucius is the dumbest motherfucker of all time and the rest of ya cretins killing me while he's alive makes you all dumber than that.
![](https://i.imgur.com/1ENxcT4.gif)
SUBMISSION I:
I am a deep enigma wrapped in a mystery, shrouded in darkness. I am really one. I am always everyone. I am my cumulative signature. I am often not. I am all forms of victory. I succeed in spite of myself. I am failure. I hate everyone. I am confident yet unsure. I am aloof yet passionate. I have no idol. I have the concept of an idol. I am no longer Igor Karkaroff's favourite. I am always his favourite. I am the embodiment of all things and no things. I am the question. I am the answer. I killed a bird once.
![](https://img1.picmix.com/output/pic/normal/4/0/7/6/10526704_aae3c.jpg)
SUBMISSION J:
M'dears, I hope that this postcard reaches you all in good health.
As ever in May, it's starting to heat up here in Little Whinging. And my kitties 'ave been keeping me on my toes in the dark.
Especially Mr. Tibbles. He's been quite cheeky for me- almost made me break my leg a second time. Could you imagine? Ha!
Must be the kneazle in 'im- been playing up a right mess this week after rabbits, he 'as.
Do stop by on the way into London, won't you? I'll have tea an cabbage pasties waiting
Must leave it there, I can 'ear Snowy callin' me
![](https://i.imgur.com/h6Uv2wG.gif)
SUBMISSION K:
Hey! I just came back from my time in Durmstrang. You know that this group of people just created a plan against you for 2 rounds in the future, right? DO NOT DO ANYHING TO DEFEND YOURSELF!
Oh, you did something? HOW DARE YOU?!
Eh, anyway, as i just proved how good i am at keeping future plans in secret... What are we doing 5 rounds in the future?
BAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT IT TEAM? YOU ARE SO AWFUL LIAR! HK has an idol.
![](https://i.imgur.com/nUtTpVp.gif)
SUBMISSION L:
Hiya, mates. I reckon y'all still miss me, don' ya? I've 'eard y'all didn' like me after all, huh?
Aye, the best part abowl' it is that I've been takin' care of yer houses while were gone. And oh no, folks, there mus've been a robb'ry or sumthin' since most of yer valuables are gone! I immediately called the cops, but they ain't carin' much about no wizardin parties nowadays, huh?
Take care, folks! I figure it's time for me to get goin' for na, but I'll be back soon to... mow your lawn or sumthin'.
SUBMISSION M:
Hello my dear, you wouldn' happen to have seen any of my cats ewanderin' about, would you? I am tired and old and I'm almo' certain I left most of them at me s'ome but without access to magic I need my furballs to keep me 'live in company...
Would you like to see 'em? I keep their pictures here in my purse. This is Tibbles, and that is Mr. Paws. Cute and fluffy, they are!
And while ya're here could I interest you with some freshly brewed cabbage tea? It's one of my favouri'es.
![](https://i.imgur.com/PgLCEGk.gif)
SUBMISSION N:
All these players left in the game are pathetic. No one stands up to the caliber of player that I was throughout this game. No one can hold a candle to my name and they are all idle cowards for voting me out like they did. Peter just shut up okay let me ramble and vent and be rude to everyone. You're lucky I'm not calling your attempts at hosting out right now. You know what everyone is a waste of breath to talk about I hate you all.
![](https://i.imgur.com/fmBMAM0.jpg)
Names are unimportant. People rely so much on the basic fact of names that they lose their identity in them. I am a man of action, a Death Eater of effect. I let my actions in practice speak louder than my words, and I believe all able Wizards should do much the same, or else, what are they worth to anyone? Names limit one's potential, weighs them down, and bounds them to the earthen laws of the impatient Muggle world. Should we all seek to be known by our potential and treated by the deeds we commit in our life rather than a simple title bestowed upon us by our bloodline, well, the Wizarding World would be a much more bearable and magnificent place.
![](https://i.imgur.com/zGibeJR.gif)
SUBMISSION B:
"im just happy to be here k. there's lots of people i like and i totally understand why others might not like some people's chi. if you don't like someone i probably also don't like them and if you do like them tonight then of course I like them all! i'm very excited to be included as well. Although tbh not being included could also be good for me. Moving forward i think we have a really good chance at moving forward, so lets work together on the plan of who we both like and don't like, but you can choose who that is forever."
![](https://i.imgur.com/Yx1I3KK.gif)
SUBMISSION C:
Alright all'ya lad or'a lasses, you gotta stay vigilant! Keep your eyes peeled, more thenna’ banana could. Open those ears wide, and tune in to your surroundings. Listen closely, for even the slightest change of sound in the air. You gotta use those senses all in harmony, to work together like a well oiled machine. It’s no use using your senses if they’re not in harmony after all. Use that awful nose ya got as well. It can pick up lotsa funky changin' smells you know! If you use all of ya senses together, you have nothing to fear. But most of all.. Stay Vigilant!!
[Minister's Note: Apparently vigilance extends to a failure to submit visual aids for identification.]
SUBMISSION D:
Oh dear Lily, I realized when I left you the instructions to look after me babies that I never did tell you all their wonderfully uniquely mad personalities and identifyin' characteristics. Princess is the cuddliest of 'em and will lick you 'til your skin's coming off, what a darling! And Sir is the big boss of the house, ayes Sir! Always makes sure the food's been properly distributed among the lot. And don't snooze on Mr. Paw's arithmancy know how, alright? He can help get the affairs in order for the food budgets. I know you're constantly takin' great care of them!
![](https://i.imgur.com/RMDbIFn.gif)
SUBMISSION E:
Bonjour fils de putain
I 'ate every zingle one of you zo much and I 'ope that when I vote you out, you all spend a 'ole day crying. Mademoiselle Tonks, your 'ink hair iz stupid. 'edwig's Killer what are you 'iding with that mask an ugly face? Monsieur Moody, I want to rip your bloodie eye right out, Monsieur Diggle nice suit, also where's your delorean? I want to go back to 1940 to get one az well. Monsieur Crouch, put away your dagger, are you overcompensating? Le rest of you, go die in a fire. I will win.
Merci
![](https://i.imgur.com/cpxntgw.jpg)
SUBMISSION F:
Oi a'm olivah wewd y'hear? 'n a'm herr t'play sum bloddy quidditch! furst can yew get the bludgers then can y'get the quaffles then can ye get the one'n only gold'n snitch, a real beaut innit? lads i'll tell ya when a'm ride'n threw the bonney winds uva royal wint'r on that wee li'lle brewmstick, ah cannae feel me fingures fer moost of th'night, but s'all wurth it ta hear the crowd roar wif excitement!
![](https://i.imgur.com/zTn4jGe.gif)
SUBMISSION G:
Tweet Tweeeet Tweet Tweet. Tweet Tweet. Tweet Tweeeet Tweet Tweet. Tweeeet Tweet Tweeeet Tweeeet.
![](https://i.imgur.com/tb9b8LI.gif)
SUBMISSION H:
This is the worst group of idiots I'd ever played with, you've ruined ORGs for me. I'll never play another for fear of meeting any of you again. Forget it. Of special note, Pyrites is as vapid and pointless as the non-existent character he's claimed for a face. The most charitable interpretation of Igor's game is that he has trouble breathing while typing simultaneously and thus his core brain loses what little oxygen it needs to function. Finally, Lucius is the dumbest motherfucker of all time and the rest of ya cretins killing me while he's alive makes you all dumber than that.
![](https://i.imgur.com/1ENxcT4.gif)
SUBMISSION I:
I am a deep enigma wrapped in a mystery, shrouded in darkness. I am really one. I am always everyone. I am my cumulative signature. I am often not. I am all forms of victory. I succeed in spite of myself. I am failure. I hate everyone. I am confident yet unsure. I am aloof yet passionate. I have no idol. I have the concept of an idol. I am no longer Igor Karkaroff's favourite. I am always his favourite. I am the embodiment of all things and no things. I am the question. I am the answer. I killed a bird once.
![](https://img1.picmix.com/output/pic/normal/4/0/7/6/10526704_aae3c.jpg)
SUBMISSION J:
M'dears, I hope that this postcard reaches you all in good health.
As ever in May, it's starting to heat up here in Little Whinging. And my kitties 'ave been keeping me on my toes in the dark.
Especially Mr. Tibbles. He's been quite cheeky for me- almost made me break my leg a second time. Could you imagine? Ha!
Must be the kneazle in 'im- been playing up a right mess this week after rabbits, he 'as.
Do stop by on the way into London, won't you? I'll have tea an cabbage pasties waiting
Must leave it there, I can 'ear Snowy callin' me
![](https://i.imgur.com/h6Uv2wG.gif)
SUBMISSION K:
Hey! I just came back from my time in Durmstrang. You know that this group of people just created a plan against you for 2 rounds in the future, right? DO NOT DO ANYHING TO DEFEND YOURSELF!
Oh, you did something? HOW DARE YOU?!
Eh, anyway, as i just proved how good i am at keeping future plans in secret... What are we doing 5 rounds in the future?
BAH WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T TALK ABOUT IT TEAM? YOU ARE SO AWFUL LIAR! HK has an idol.
![](https://i.imgur.com/nUtTpVp.gif)
SUBMISSION L:
Hiya, mates. I reckon y'all still miss me, don' ya? I've 'eard y'all didn' like me after all, huh?
Aye, the best part abowl' it is that I've been takin' care of yer houses while were gone. And oh no, folks, there mus've been a robb'ry or sumthin' since most of yer valuables are gone! I immediately called the cops, but they ain't carin' much about no wizardin parties nowadays, huh?
Take care, folks! I figure it's time for me to get goin' for na, but I'll be back soon to... mow your lawn or sumthin'.
SUBMISSION M:
Hello my dear, you wouldn' happen to have seen any of my cats ewanderin' about, would you? I am tired and old and I'm almo' certain I left most of them at me s'ome but without access to magic I need my furballs to keep me 'live in company...
Would you like to see 'em? I keep their pictures here in my purse. This is Tibbles, and that is Mr. Paws. Cute and fluffy, they are!
And while ya're here could I interest you with some freshly brewed cabbage tea? It's one of my favouri'es.
![](https://i.imgur.com/PgLCEGk.gif)
SUBMISSION N:
All these players left in the game are pathetic. No one stands up to the caliber of player that I was throughout this game. No one can hold a candle to my name and they are all idle cowards for voting me out like they did. Peter just shut up okay let me ramble and vent and be rude to everyone. You're lucky I'm not calling your attempts at hosting out right now. You know what everyone is a waste of breath to talk about I hate you all.
![](https://i.imgur.com/fmBMAM0.jpg)