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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 15:43:02 GMT 10
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 11:02:32 GMT 10
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 14, 2022 1:00:47 GMT 10
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 23:57:18 GMT 10
dude... ok, that's my own fault i guess... what? Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 23:41:25 GMT 10
Do you want me to say horseradish?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 21:43:11 GMT 10
Here's to you Moody, HARRY POTTER AND THE CORONA OF DESTINY Harry had fought many evil wizards in his time as an auror at the Ministry of Magic, none compared to the battle he'd fought with the Dark Lord, but still, darkness always found a way. One day he was about to head home to Ginny when an urgent Owl arrived on his desk from head auror and his former teacher, Mad Eye Moody. It seemed mostly nonsensical ramblings of a deranged old man half filled with references to buttocks and wands, but that was hardly new when it came to Moody. Harry thought to himself, Moody was never the same after Barty Crouch Jr locked him in that trunk for a year. Regardless, Moody was the boss and he had to go any check it out or there would be hell to pay so he apparated to the site of the so called disturbance. He found himself on the streets of Los Angeles in the throng of a hundreds of sweaty men and scantily clad women. The smell of diesel and NOS drifted through the air. He was about to step out on to the road when two cars going the speed of sound whooshed past him. 'Arthur would love this' he thought to himself. He wondered why he had been sent here until he saw it coming down the road. A car moving faster than any muggle vehicle could and he knew at once it had been charmed to move at the speed of light. Trailing behind it was a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T moving as fast as possible, but it was nothing compared to the bewitched vehicle that had just crossed the finish line as a young woman wearing a bikini for some reason despite it being the middle of the night on a dank road in an industrial part of town. There was serious breach of magical laws but this was a job for the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts department, not the Auror's office. He wondered why he had been sent, and then he saw the man emerge from the magically enhanced vehicle. It was him. The man Harry had been seeking for all those years. The enigma known only by the deed that devastated Harry has a young man, Hedwig's Killer. Harry ran to him, wand drawn! Expelliamis, Harry shouted, but the enigmatic one was too quick and hit back with a counter curse, disarming Harry. In all his years of battles, Harry and never been more exposed. He thought he was finished as Hedwig's Killer began to utter the killing curse. Avada Ked…. BANG Hedwig's Killer was blow in half by the impact of a shotgun, and standing behind his crumpled remains, was Dominic Toretto. He gave Harry a nod, and moved towards Hedwig's Killer, and removed his mask. Harry approached he slain wizard, who was hanging on to his last breath. Toretto said to the Killer, 'You don't mess with my family'. Harry looked down at the man with dismay. This man couldn't be Hedwig's Killer, he was too young. He would have been only a boy during the Battle of the 7 Potters. He grabbed the man by the collar, and demanded he tell him where he could find his leader but the disciple of the true Killer, only responded with 'We are Legion, We are everyone' and died. Harry turned to Toretto and said 'Thanks for the assist bro'. Dom turned to Harry and responded, 'no worries bro, we both orphans and ophans have got to stick together. Also you are like my long lost second cousin'. Then they drank Corona's until sunset and Ginny was most displeased when Harry stumbled through the door the next morning. But that is a story for another time. Hedwig's Killer, you may enjoy
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 21:28:56 GMT 10
Got anything you need done, I’ll trade you for the response on this. This one is driving me crazy 😜 You should allow people to troll a little more! After they feed you enough of horseradish - they will eventually ask "what?" You legend Barty but just cause Wormtail pedantic would you mind just answering this one? Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 21:04:53 GMT 10
Peter PettigrewOn the unbreakable vow, do I need to make the vow and break it or do they need to and break it or is either okay?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 21:03:11 GMT 10
Guessing.... that it's a trick question! Got anything you need done, I’ll trade you for the response on this. This one is driving me crazy 😜
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 20:50:13 GMT 10
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 20:49:48 GMT 10
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 20:49:33 GMT 10
I would, but i can't find my friend Alastor who always provides me with great hair for my drinks! Hey Barry! Guess what? Also @barty Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 20:42:37 GMT 10
youz should have a drink too mr ´Bouch! I would, but i can't find my friend Alastor who always provides me with great hair for my drinks! Hey Barry! Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:56:32 GMT 10
Or yer could tell me what yer want me t' knaw I can only do so when you say the magic word and it isn’t please. It’s the second word of my question. Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:45:15 GMT 10
Aye Malfonso. What can A do fer yer? You can answer my question with one of the words I used in my question please? Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:38:13 GMT 10
Nah
Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:34:32 GMT 10
Nothing much.
Guess what?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 18:09:20 GMT 10
Ahh I tricked you. My apologies Moody, I couldn't resisit. Your magic eye couldn't see throught that one! I do apologise though. Absolutely and truely, so much so that I would like to make the unbreakable vow with you that I would never try and trick you using a fake trigger again. Would you be willing to accept my offer of the unbreakable vow? Depends on how good the fan fic is. So Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody will you accept my unbreakable vow?
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:50:28 GMT 10
Here's to you Moody,
HARRY POTTER AND THE CORONA OF DESTINY
Harry had fought many evil wizards in his time as an auror at the Ministry of Magic, none compared to the battle he'd fought with the Dark Lord, but still, darkness always found a way. One day he was about to head home to Ginny when an urgent Owl arrived on his desk from head auror and his former teacher, Mad Eye Moody. It seemed mostly nonsensical ramblings of a deranged old man half filled with references to buttocks and wands, but that was hardly new when it came to Moody. Harry thought to himself, Moody was never the same after Barty Crouch Jr locked him in that trunk for a year.
Regardless, Moody was the boss and he had to go any check it out or there would be hell to pay so he apparated to the site of the so called disturbance. He found himself on the streets of Los Angeles in the throng of a hundreds of sweaty men and scantily clad women. The smell of diesel and NOS drifted through the air. He was about to step out on to the road when two cars going the speed of sound whooshed past him. 'Arthur would love this' he thought to himself.
He wondered why he had been sent here until he saw it coming down the road. A car moving faster than any muggle vehicle could and he knew at once it had been charmed to move at the speed of light. Trailing behind it was a 1970 Dodge Charger R/T moving as fast as possible, but it was nothing compared to the bewitched vehicle that had just crossed the finish line as a young woman wearing a bikini for some reason despite it being the middle of the night on a dank road in an industrial part of town. There was serious breach of magical laws but this was a job for the Misuse of Muggle Artefacts department, not the Auror's office. He wondered why he had been sent, and then he saw the man emerge from the magically enhanced vehicle. It was him. The man Harry had been seeking for all those years. The enigma known only by the deed that devastated Harry has a young man, Hedwig's Killer.
Harry ran to him, wand drawn! Expelliamis, Harry shouted, but the enigmatic one was too quick and hit back with a counter curse, disarming Harry. In all his years of battles, Harry and never been more exposed. He thought he was finished as Hedwig's Killer began to utter the killing curse. Avada Ked….
BANG
Hedwig's Killer was blow in half by the impact of a shotgun, and standing behind his crumpled remains, was Dominic Toretto. He gave Harry a nod, and moved towards Hedwig's Killer, and removed his mask. Harry approached he slain wizard, who was hanging on to his last breath. Toretto said to the Killer, 'You don't mess with my family'. Harry looked down at the man with dismay. This man couldn't be Hedwig's Killer, he was too young. He would have been only a boy during the Battle of the 7 Potters. He grabbed the man by the collar, and demanded he tell him where he could find his leader but the disciple of the true Killer, only responded with 'We are Legion, We are everyone' and died.
Harry turned to Toretto and said 'Thanks for the assist bro'. Dom turned to Harry and responded, 'no worries bro, we both orphans and ophans have got to stick together. Also you are like my long lost second cousin'.
Then they drank Corona's until sunset and Ginny was most displeased when Harry stumbled through the door the next morning. But that is a story for another time.
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Post by Lucius Malfoy on May 13, 2022 17:25:25 GMT 10
did you mean to spell safety wrong? Yes, I spell everything wrong because the pureblood wizard world doesn't provide basic primary grade education so all pure bloods are home schooled. Also I am overly reliant on spellcheck..
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